Title #14

Throw Away Your Filters
How-to guide for employees wishing to expose the damage caused by working for bona-fide workplace bullies (the diagnosable, top-of-the-food-chain sorts that run businesses in a good or bad economy).

Title #13

My 13th Birthday…Sucked
Collection of essays from 13-year-olds about the trauma of becoming a teenager, with an especially insightful portrayal of one young man’s story about moving away from his hometown on that landmark day

Title #12

I’m Getting Off the Phone, My Ear’s Hot
1000 surprising things you can say to end conversations

Title#11

Life in the Junkyard
Theories on materialism in our times 

Title#10

Me, Jesus, and Tony
How I made the switch from Werner Erhardt to Anthony Robbins without losing my soul

Title#9

The Ex Factor
How to plan an elegant fifth wedding after multiple marriages. This is a delightful little guide for those who must account for surprise visits from unwanted guests on those special occasions.  

Title#8

Wait Loss Without Tears
A directory of the shortest stop lights and grocery store lines in America.  A must read for the impatient! 

Title#7

Homeward Bound
A scintillating  account of an agoraphobic’s tragic life as a prisoner in an apartment complex.

Title #6

I Ain’t Eatin’ No Lima Beans
A Southern child’s survival guide to preventing force-feeding of roadkill and lima beans.

Title #5

My Self Wants to Meet Your Non-Self
An agnostic’s quest to find unreleased songs by Nirvana (the band), sung by Alvin and the Chipmunks.